I have never seen so many recommends on one Jalopnik comment in my life

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 01/25/2016 at 17:45 • Filed to: None

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wiffleballtony > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 17:49

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“I am not Satan.” That’s exactly what Satan would say.

Urambo Tauro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 17:51

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Instant classic:

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 17:53

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 17:54

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Immediately went to recommend because almost matching avatar.

MLGCarGuy > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 17:59

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MLGCarGuy 01/25/2016 at 18:00

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sweet bebe jeezus

RallyWrench > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 18:01

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$kaycog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 18:13

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I think that article might have been shared somewhere, because I’ve gotten over 300 recommends on a sloth GIF I posted, but I don’t know where.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 18:14

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I thought the comment from the guy posting the sloth pics was better. “You replied to the wrong guy. I’m the guy posting pictures of creepy sloths requesting anal.”

1111111111111111111111 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 18:24

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I totally get it if he was talking pandas. But sloths are cool.

Patrick George > $kaycog 01/25/2016 at 18:26

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That story went viral as hell today, that’s why. Lots of eyes on it.

garagemonkee > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 18:29

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That guy seems real edgy.

$kaycog > Patrick George 01/25/2016 at 18:30

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That’s amazing. (Also, I miss your beard. I really liked it.)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > garagemonkee 01/25/2016 at 18:34

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He’s an Opponaunt, apparently. He has spent the majority of today explaining to everyone that he was kidding.

CTSenVy > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 19:01

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Wow, I get excited if a comment gets into the triple digits.

I have seen things in Gawker, Deadspin, and Jezebel hit around 2 grand.

Dusty Ventures > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 19:02

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It’s depressing that that’s the comment that got so many likes.

Cryptopygia - Front Wheel Drive is Best Wheel Drive > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 19:20

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Jayvincent > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 19:23

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You can never go wrong with a final /s. Seriously, no matter what you typed, no matter how brief or factual, SOMEONE will read it the wrong way and be mad/sad/violated. So just label everything with /sarcasm and you are good to go.

Except, of course, this is OPPO, so everything you see here is potential /s /bs /cs and /t. Why would anyone take anything they see here seriously... except for comedic trolling purposes? I knew they were BOTH kidding (who actually has the energy to hate sloths? I mean, armadillos, sure, they dig up your yard and jump in front of your freshly washed car, but sloths aren’t bothering anybody), so either 1154 OPPOs got the joke or have an evil outlook on life. It’s also possible that YOU are trolling ME and the greater fool am I for attempting to clarify... so always remember to /s.

/s :{)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jayvincent 01/25/2016 at 19:49

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These were FP people. I assume they were actually angry.

PRBot II > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 19:52

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Daewoo Sloth.

Stapleface > CTSenVy 01/25/2016 at 20:05

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Yeah, I’ve seen some really high stars on Deadspin articles. I try to avoid Jez and Gawker for the most part.

CTSenVy > Stapleface 01/25/2016 at 20:13

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I like to check out the comments on Jez and Gawker now and then just to feel better about myself.

samssun > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 20:33

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Please link to original comment so I can star the OP.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > samssun 01/25/2016 at 20:35

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Just go to the sloth article on Jalopnik, it will become evident.

BKosher84 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/25/2016 at 20:41

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This is what happens when things get shared to Gawker.com. The trolls come out from under their bridges.

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Dusty Ventures 01/26/2016 at 04:34

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Calm down Satan? Or the 24 for the original comment?

Dusty Ventures > Burn-Spaz1966-Burn 01/26/2016 at 11:04

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The original comment